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    • Fumor Attends the Found Footage Festival
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    • Fumor Celebrates Groundhog Day
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    • Fumor does Times Square on New Year’s Eve
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    • Super Bowl XXXIX: Eagles Fans Are “Bird” Brains
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    • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
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    • Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
    • Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
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    • Fumor Does a Haunted Hayride
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    • Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day, But Kingdoms Were Saved in One!
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    • The Video Games graphic
  • Work
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Random

Sometimes, I’ll compose a piece that defies categorization, even by my standards. And that’s pretty damn scary, considering that I have a special section for my collection of paper, plastic, and Styrofoam cups.

This page is the home of those pieces. Some will be short blurbs, others will be Iliad-length screeds. Presented in the typical “blogroll” format!

The Fumor.Net Random Musings Blog (newest entries at beginning)

ENTRIES (oldest to newest)

One Part of My Life is Now Complete
A Final Farewell
I Have a Dream…Not That Kind Though
Flowersaw
You Had Children With Who?
Got a Light? Or a Nuke?
Two Things
Remember remembering?
Chin-fidelity
Why I Love the Internet
St. Patrick’s Day, Fumor Style
Easter FAIL
Britain’s Got Talent…But Not Looks!
I Love Fark
A Bug’s Infinite Lives
Adios, Analog
Hittable Cartoon Characters
The Most Boring 21st Birthday Ever
I Have The Perfect Fingernail
Super Steering Wheel
Sometimes, Nice-Looking Creatures Are in the Lagoon
I Can’t Handle The Tooth!
Protected Parking Meters
Odd-Vertising
Freaks-Giving Eve
Wright Night
Secret Military Base Makes Notebooks
Yes, I Have a Freddy Krueger Statue
Cookie Rookies
God Wants You to Have a Snow Day, Unless…
The Arcade: Where Skee Ball and Air Hockey ARE Sports
Hey Hey! Two Thumbs Down!
Dumb ‘n Donuts

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