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Food

As a website operator, I of course love to eat. Thankfully, I was blessed with a mega metabolism that, while isolating me in middle and high school, serves me quite well these days, as most people from those years now resemble and weigh as much as sperm whales. I think the way it works is that I eat as much as I want and OTHER people gain the weight. I think this is fair. They may not, but fuck them.

That being said, I am a VERY picky eater, so food conglomerates, if your product made it onto this page, consider yourself exceptionally lucky. I recommend entire restaurant chains to people based on just one of their dishes.

You Can Eat Anywhere…Unless Squall is With You
Awe You Can Eat
Hi-C Ecto Cooler
Crystal Pepsi
Pat’s / Geno’s