Yes, while many areas of this website may indicate otherwise, I actually have had some degree of a romantic life. Sure, a good percentage of it involved dates that self-destructed after Outing #1, but that’s besides the point.
This page describes some of my more memorable encounters with the so-called “fairer” sex and will hopefully give you insight as to why I hope the better part of the female gender burns in Hell.
By the way, the comic above is drawn by none other than yours truly. You can tell because no one else on the Internet sucks as much at artwork as I do. Not even Perez Hilton.
